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Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditiorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and clapped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21458) - you deserved it (3232)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:11pm - misc - by conspicuous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Bravo! *clap*

#1 - On 09/12/2012 at 5:54pm by gabe1227

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I feel bad for the coffee.
All it wanted was to be drank.
And you fucked it up. Be ashamed!

#3 - On 09/12/2012 at 5:56pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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