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Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25094) - you deserved it (1977)

On 09/10/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!

#2 - On 09/10/2012 at 12:59pm by dadof2

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I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.

#3 - On 09/10/2012 at 12:59pm by CJ0106

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