By anonymous - 09/09/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML
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rattusrattus 18

You can walk and chew gum at the same time. You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.

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Legendslayer222 26

Keep practicing, and maybe one day you will prove them all wrong!

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rattusrattus 18

You can walk and chew gum at the same time. You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.

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deBlobX 12

Correction- some people can't walk, chew fun and navigate around the dog at the same time

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Ins0mau 20

For everyone wondering why? It's a figure of speech! It's a common saying. Or else it used to be. People these days. :-p

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Futacy 29

At least you can probably find Paraguay on the map.

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sheethapins 13

11, What amused me more than your inability to read properly before commenting is the fact you tried correcting 1 with improper punctuation. Good job.

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_Oblivion_ 12

38 That was a very bad idea mentioning that. Currently theres over a hundred comments there

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ant1078 7

11- chew fun??! Seems like you've been chewing a lil too much on that fun stuff

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airforce987 20

Totally read "face" as "taco" first time around. I rather like it better.

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habibiiiiiii 2

At least the dog was ok!

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Legendslayer222 26

Keep practicing, and maybe one day you will prove them all wrong!

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sheethapins 13

Then, and only then, will I finally be able to rule the world! Victory will be mine!

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noelykins1 19

Or at least keep the dog out of the room.

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MichellinMan 20

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

I thumbed you up because I believe you're making a Sheldon Cooper reference. well done

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illegallyblonde 3

I'm assuming your a blonde like myself , this kind of stuff happens to me too. :$

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cosmosis 12

Being blonde doesnt really matter. Having an IQ of the same number as your shoe size makes all the difference.

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CoconutOil 7

So, it is true what they say about people with big feet...

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I know smart blondes and dumb brunettes. Every hair color has their fair share of idiots.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

When you are blonde, your IQ is actually measured between A and Z.

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fireysaje 10

From your profile picture, I'm pretty sure you're not a natural blonde...

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Askzombie 14

Now Op owes dad $20 bucks

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Just give Dad some gum instead. And then maybe watch him tumble...

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MichellinMan 20

*$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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DjeePee 24

So, walking and chewing gum at the same time is a challenge? Boy, I must be terrific talented then.

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mikeofthunder 13

I can walk and eat a sandwich at the same time - my skills far surpass your own, my apprentice

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a1f0sff 25

How about walking while drinking from a bottle of water?

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CaptainDoorknob 7

I can walk and think at the same time. Believe me, it takes a LOT more skill and willpower than you think.

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zinoxity 23

I think this FML is a joke. Who can't eat/chew/drink while walking? Like... Wtf?

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zero91 4

becareful when you walk and chew same time .

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ShyAnn29 14

No need to be rude, it's obvious what 8 meant.

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CaptainDoorknob 7

32 - Really? Because trying to decipher that encoded message started to give me brain convulsions.

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Whistlee 8

Hey, I took an exam in that once!

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gc327072 30

Me too! Had to cram like crazy the night before!

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CaptainDoorknob 7

At the College of Fail? I'm an alumni of that school myself.

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emeraldisle 30

I bet your dog tripped you on purpose. What a jerk!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Your kitty told him to!! tbh, I'd do as it says too..

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CaptainDoorknob 7

Seriously, the nerve.

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