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Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML

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You can walk and chew gum at the same time.

You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.

#1 - On 09/09/2012 at 6:07am by rattusrattus

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Keep practicing, and maybe one day you will prove them all wrong!

#2 - On 09/09/2012 at 6:08am by Legendslayer222

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