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Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

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On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

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You should probably bet your boyfriend $200 that it is a real country! Maybe he's so stupid he'll take it and you'll break even.

#10 - On 09/08/2012 at 5:51pm by PaulB123

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Wait isn't Paraguay a planet?

#8 - On 09/08/2012 at 5:50pm by FMLandurstoo

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