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Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML

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I don't see why you wouldn't have just asked what she needed, instead of ignoring her COMPLETELY... :/

#1 - On 09/04/2012 at 5:39pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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Why did you ignore her?! Even as a courtesy you should at least see what's wrong and if she looks bad get help for her!

#4 - On 09/04/2012 at 5:40pm by TrueTriage

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