Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15840) - you deserved it (8112)
On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States
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And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??
#1 - On 08/31/2012 at 6:06am by Skinwalker131
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Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.
#4 - On 08/31/2012 at 6:09am by jwbfml
+193 | 11
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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