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Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20362) - you deserved it (1105)

On 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

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There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.

#1 - On 08/30/2012 at 5:01pm by supimnyancat

See in context

+411 | 9

Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?

#9 - On 08/30/2012 at 5:02pm by iRoc46n2

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