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Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (1681)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

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your childhood was robbed

#5 - On 08/30/2012 at 1:04pm by Dodge4x4Ram

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If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

#1 - On 08/30/2012 at 1:01pm by clancey6

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