Health: Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate,...

By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By - 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2018 18:30

Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw I had 2 kids she wanted to know why I bothered since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Thursday 30 August 2012 19:04

your childhood was robbed

clancey6 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:01

If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

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outoftown 26

Thursday 30 August 2012 21:18

When she's in a nursing home, tell the staff she's allergic to chocolate, but may try to sneak some.

outoftown 26

Thursday 30 August 2012 21:24

(It took me a whole five minutes from my comment to break down and go get chocolate.)

elvisaaron 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 21:49

Get a double chocolate cake and eat it in front of her then when your done fake an allergic reaction ! Lol

gabbiechaoss 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 22:10

At least you no longer have to live a life being deprived of chocolate!

amilypic 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 22:17

My mom also did that to me I finally tried chocolate when I was 16ish and I'm not really a fan....

YeaSo3 14

Thursday 30 August 2012 22:40

Yeah you missed out on one of the universe's greatest gifts lol.... But she saved you a lifetime of fatness... And extra weight you could have lol

luckylove869 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 22:44

Chocolate Explosion Time !

Myo_fml 20

Thursday 30 August 2012 22:44

You're not seeing the silver lining, now you get to experience chocolate for the very first time when you're old enough to comprehend/remember it.

marlboro_man93 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 22:57

Troll level: selfish mom

BabySparkle1 15

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:27

I'm starting to wonder, how you found out you actually weren't allergic to chocolate. Did your mom tell you? Or did you eat chocolate and get no side effects?

BabySparkle1 15

Friday 31 August 2012 4:02

Actually reading over, I got my answer lol. My bad. Carry on :)

Axipiter 24

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:39

You should've taken a fork and scraped your forearm, and put a little chocolate on it to see if you actually WERE allergic to it. I dunno, it worked in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.