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Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (1515)

On 08/24/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by ipayyourbillsgorramit (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the fuck alone.

If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!

#4 - On 08/24/2012 at 11:02pm by DocBastard

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She sounds like a bitch.

#2 - On 08/24/2012 at 11:00pm by ali671

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