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Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the fuck alone.
If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015