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Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21333) - you deserved it (1374)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Man, burglars are getting lazy.

#2 - On 08/24/2012 at 3:11am by Awkward_Science

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I think that you need new locks, maybe? Or.. you know.. use your current ones.

#1 - On 08/24/2012 at 3:11am by sniperkit

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