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Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
Even if she did think it was pepper spray, why would she scream? It's not like a knife or a gun, you can't hijack a bus with it...
To be fair, getting sprayed in the eyes with peppermint hurts like hell too.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 December 2014