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Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20783) - you deserved it (1543)

On 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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You should have given him hell for being on your lawn.

#3 - On 08/14/2012 at 5:39pm by thatpeachyperson

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It's not really illegal.

#1 - On 08/14/2012 at 5:38pm by FML_Master2133

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