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Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughingstock of my social circle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9664) - you deserved it (14662)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by luvonsarah - United States (Oregon)

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Number one: Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot?!?
Number two: At least he cares about you...?

#2 - On 08/14/2012 at 5:39pm by xZoeAmethystx

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Time to move out! Think of all the positives, no grounding, no midnight bumps in the night (if you know what I mean) and most importantly no interruptions during happy time.

Get a place OP, it will July get better.

#1 - On 08/14/2012 at 5:39pm by SkoomaKi

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