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Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML


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On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

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What color is your hair naturally? ._.

#1 - On 08/13/2012 at 7:18pm by CodieMotionless

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They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.

#2 - On 08/13/2012 at 7:18pm by Sparks808

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