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Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21575) - you deserved it (11419)

On 08/12/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Quick! Call the police!


#9 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:27am by Baustigt

See in context

1) call it
2) triangulate it
3) collect it
4) beat the shit out of the guy that took it

#7 - On 08/12/2012 at 10:26am by cr3ativity

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