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Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16701) - you deserved it (1978)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

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The horror!

#1 - On 08/10/2012 at 6:02am by robc32ca

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At least she wasn't staring at you while eating a banana. Staring and deepthroating.

#8 - On 08/10/2012 at 6:09am by NoorFML

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