Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13740) - you deserved it (20724)
On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)
jessmess's life also sucksToday, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads.…
hc11bmd also deserved itToday, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she…
those darn things don't have a countdown!
#2 - On 08/02/2012 at 6:38pm by xandros9
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+80 | 11
You would be a fun friend to mess with.
#4 - On 08/02/2012 at 6:41pm by sporty1200xlr
+75 | 6
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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