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Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28826) - you deserved it (5769)

On 07/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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It's over...the fat bitch just sang

#3 - On 07/31/2012 at 4:41pm by njgohard

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That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.

#1 - On 07/31/2012 at 4:41pm by fejj13r

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