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Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24880) - you deserved it (1914)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

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And the bf will be like "OMG!" He will run off the toilet, down the stairs to see if you're okay.
That's when your mom will walk in and see her bf naked over your limp body.
Yes, she will be in even more shock than you were.

#1 - On 07/26/2012 at 6:19am by NoorFML

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Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!

#4 - On 07/26/2012 at 6:20am by chrisbravo

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