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Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML

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On 07/18/2012 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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What a douche of a director

#1 - On 07/18/2012 at 6:06am by drunkandfml

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If you seriously enjoy acting, don't let this completely discourage you. There's always a role for every persona, eventually. Keep working at it!

#2 - On 07/18/2012 at 6:06am by KBeatz

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