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Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21123) - you deserved it (1817)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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Everything's an accident nowadays.

#2 - On 07/17/2012 at 6:02am by GovernorGeneral

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Wait, a homeless guy kissed you and your biggest concern is that it wasn't a very good kiss!?

#8 - On 07/17/2012 at 6:08am by Jeffo193

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