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Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure.
Fuck you, Hollywood.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014