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Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19084) - you deserved it (5039)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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That's a confidence booster.

#1 - On 07/16/2012 at 7:40pm by SweetSora

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Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure.

Fuck you, Hollywood.

#11 - On 07/16/2012 at 7:56pm by DocBastard

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