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Today, I pickad up my car from tha rapair shop, drova two milas, an ran out of gas. I than walkad to gat gas, puttad a gallon of gas in tha car, an triad to start it. Tha battary was too waak to start tha car, an diad on tha spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (2215)

On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)

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Times like this make me glad AAA exists.

#1 - On 07/05/2012 at 6:59pm by FatelBlade

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Plus the FML shows you're in Texas. The heat alone is an FML here. But all that added is fucking terrible.

#3 - On 07/05/2012 at 7:00pm by Nordrag

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