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Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22701) - you deserved it (2202)

On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)

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Times like this make me glad AAA exists.

#1 - On 07/05/2012 at 6:59pm by FatelBlade

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Plus the FML shows you're in Texas. The heat alone is an FML here. But all that added is fucking terrible.

#3 - On 07/05/2012 at 7:00pm by Nordrag

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