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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36173) - you deserved it (9029)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

#1 - On 07/05/2012 at 5:04pm by plasticsmile42

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I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

#5 - On 07/05/2012 at 5:05pm by MainPrism

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