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Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19602) - you deserved it (1826)

On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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That poor cat! Sounds like it's time to hide the booze.

#1 - On 07/05/2012 at 12:55pm by chick92282

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Hide the kitty!

#2 - On 07/05/2012 at 12:55pm by DogsPaw

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