Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7384) - you deserved it (48709)
On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)
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You definitely deserved it.
#2 - On 07/02/2012 at 6:00am by randomthing
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You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?
#7 - On 07/02/2012 at 6:03am by tswizz
+183 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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