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Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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Maybe that is why I woke up.

#1 - On 07/01/2012 at 4:12am by xxkimmyt

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That's actually really funny. At least he peed in the litter box instead of the floor.

#2 - On 07/01/2012 at 4:14am by krysxkatastrophe

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