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Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10026) - you deserved it (28517) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

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so is it Bhob or you know just Bob? ....

#10 - On 06/28/2012 at 6:58pm by saIty

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Op: What's your name again?
Bob: Bob
Op: No, your last name?

Now you would have both names and not seem as stupid. Next time try doing this method. ^_^

#22 - On 06/28/2012 at 7:08pm by kitkatmeOw

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