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Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17708) - you deserved it (10798)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

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haha I love creative punishment by parents.

#6 - On 06/19/2012 at 4:51pm by tkay94

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Burn anything you have that you don't want to be seen wearing in public. That hideous reindeer sweater in the back of your closet... Yeah, BURN IT NOW.

#11 - On 06/19/2012 at 4:53pm by Honestly_Lainey

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