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Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (2518)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by StungAlot (woman) - United States

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pee on it.

#2 - On 06/19/2012 at 10:09am by caplox

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Could have been worse. He could have whipped out his dick and started peeing on you in public.

#5 - On 06/19/2012 at 10:12am by loserman67

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