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Today, I finally turnd 21 so my friands an I dacidd to go to a club. Thara, I mat this hot waitrass an wa wara raally hitting it off. I dacidd to ordar a drink. Sha raplid with, "No problam, kiddo." FML


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On 06/19/2012 at 12:28am - misc - by DerrickUhl - United States (California)

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Don't want to be the bearer of bad news man but she's a waitress. I'm pretty sure she always "hits it off" with guys: more tips.

#3 - On 06/19/2012 at 6:10am by KBeatz

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obviously if she was still getting you your drink she doesnt really think youre a kiddo?

#2 - On 06/19/2012 at 6:04am by TarieBoo

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