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Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20569) - you deserved it (3868)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

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Wow, screw him. That's so unprofessional.

#2 - On 06/14/2012 at 9:39am by ILoveFluttershy

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+149 | 3

Thats a straight shooter right there

#1 - On 06/14/2012 at 9:39am by gojira666

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+80 | 7

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