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Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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You should be standing at a concert instead of sitting anyways.

#2 - On 06/13/2012 at 6:28pm by eatthemcows

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I feel your pain, OP. This always happens to me when I'm in the movie theaters. It's like, "yay, I found a good seat!" then a human giraffe decides to sit in front of you! D:

#7 - On 06/13/2012 at 6:32pm by CaramelMacchiato

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