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Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24887) - you deserved it (2651)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

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Atleast you're being a good brother, and looking after her. Could've been Alot worse.

#2 - On 06/10/2012 at 10:55am by allard

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She'll pass out eventually.

#1 - On 06/10/2012 at 10:54am by clumsychik

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