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Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10825) - you deserved it (6879)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by yeyt209 - United States (North Dakota)

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Well, that's what you get for either:

A: Being drunk
or
B: Eating that crap.

Could have been worse, you could have been woken up by a clown.

#1 - On 06/10/2012 at 10:54am by loserman67

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Did he buy you a McWakeTheFuckUp?

#6 - On 06/10/2012 at 10:57am by allard

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