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Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28074) - you deserved it (1654)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

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Oh shit! This is giving me the fucking shudders....

#1 - On 06/09/2012 at 3:15am by AwkwardPartyBear

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You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.

#8 - On 06/09/2012 at 3:25am by downtime

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