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Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21652) - you deserved it (1446)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

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That is quite an epic prank.

#3 - On 06/03/2012 at 1:34pm by ALlamaOnFire

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Bitches be crazy

#4 - On 06/03/2012 at 1:35pm by gigglingalways

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