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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
He just hung up on you not even giving you a chance to blame it on the dog you don't have or the ketchup bottle?!
How rude and immature of him.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015