Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is; it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales and sharks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21427) - you deserved it (7546)
On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)
notnicefools's life also sucksToday, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some…
T3STI also deserved itToday, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one…
Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?
#1 - On 05/29/2012 at 3:09am by monkeybanana
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Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time
#3 - On 05/29/2012 at 3:10am by OAAS
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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