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Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17114) - you deserved it (2724)

On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

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everyone knows its butters "that's me"

#2 - On 05/26/2012 at 7:33pm by zombicidal

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Use butter! Butter will make him slippery, making it easier for him to get out. There is a reason his name is Butters.

#5 - On 05/26/2012 at 7:35pm by NoorFML

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