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Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23768) - you deserved it (2811)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

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I'm not sure that's the correct definition of model behavior.

#2 - On 05/25/2012 at 5:02pm by redbluegreen

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Don't worry. Many girls would love to go out with you. You served our country when it needed you. You'll find someone, don't worry.

#6 - On 05/25/2012 at 5:08pm by KingCeltic77

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