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Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19076) - you deserved it (4010)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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Irony at its finest.

#1 - On 05/24/2012 at 7:18pm by CoolBroStory

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Could it be that now that spot is actually just cleaner than the rest of the couch now?

#5 - On 05/24/2012 at 7:23pm by badbadkitty

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