Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 19:23 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

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CoolBroStory 7

Friday 25 May 2012 1:18

Irony at its finest.

badbadkitty 5

Friday 25 May 2012 1:23

Could it be that now that spot is actually just cleaner than the rest of the couch now?

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hqbrat 8

Friday 25 May 2012 2:30

No no, that's what your sofa originally looked like this means you have to douse the rest of the sofa to get its original look

hecallsmedarlin 7

Friday 25 May 2012 2:57

Better get to the store and stock up on stain remover, now you can just empty the rest of the bottles over the entire sofa. Couch now has no stains, problem solved! :)

lonkite101 14

Friday 25 May 2012 4:25

That would be an oily and sticky situation.....

bethanyjk 0

Friday 25 May 2012 3:01

flip it!

SuperKnuckels 6

Friday 25 May 2012 3:03

shoulda just put newspaper on it and bail lol.

Keliosan 6

Friday 25 May 2012 3:09

You, sir, need to make a line of tee shirts. Couch pattern tee shirts.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 25 May 2012 3:15

Stress reducing candles burning down your house?

HMarchr 7

Friday 25 May 2012 3:37

I'm surprised nobody has asked the question: why the heck were you eating over the sofa?

Michael_92 20

Friday 25 May 2012 6:26

Why can't you? I do all the time.

GhettoMuzick 0

Friday 25 May 2012 7:13

A lot of people eat in their living rooms on their couch though?

jwebster 8

Friday 25 May 2012 3:41

That happened to me. My upholstery shampooer died mid shampoo and now my sofa is several different colors.

StanSmith_fml 9

Friday 25 May 2012 3:45

Are you mentally disabled? I eat on my couch all the time...

HMarchr 7

Friday 25 May 2012 3:50

Nope, my mental capacity is quite healthy. I just think that if you're not going to take care of your furniture, you don't have much room to complain when the foreseeable happens.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 25 May 2012 3:43

Ohhh the irony

perdix 29

Friday 25 May 2012 3:44

Well, then you need Stain Remover Stain Stain Remover. It just so happens I have one small bottle left. The price is $4.95, shipping and handling, $8,000.