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Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States

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I can't help but wonder why she cares that there's more than one person.
Do two people shoplift better than one?

#2 - On 05/24/2012 at 2:48am by simonsaysYDI

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Couldn't you walk out after changing and then get your friend's opinion?

#8 - On 05/24/2012 at 2:49am by iwilkilalzmBs

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