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Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38454) - you deserved it (13372)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by booyouwhoree (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS!
then again im a 15 year old guy..

#21 - On 03/04/2009 at 12:00am by tyler1

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You should probably see a gyno.

#3 - On 03/03/2009 at 7:42pm by thebaroness1984

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