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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39455) - you deserved it (4080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Well if you didn't have a pack of Q-tips for your ears, then he was most definitely wrong.

#2 - On 05/14/2012 at 7:43pm by ByronJess

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Awkward...

#1 - On 05/14/2012 at 7:43pm by ahhdorablepeach

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