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Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Andy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)

#1 - On 05/12/2012 at 11:31pm by XHerobrineX

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That would really piss me off

#7 - On 05/12/2012 at 11:33pm by ConnorBrown36

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