Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
by Amy / 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.
#2 - On 05/10/2012 at 5:11pm by SkoomaKi
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Nice one, Rocky.
#1 - On 05/10/2012 at 5:10pm by ebonyirony
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