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Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6239) - you deserved it (26517)

On 05/06/2012 at 3:38am - misc - by penguindude82 - United States (Texas)

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The weather, wrong? IMPOSSIBRU!

#2 - On 05/06/2012 at 9:43am by smallsmerry123

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So lemme get this straight. The storm stole your stuff? Is that what happened? Goddamn weather.

Edit: I have no idea what the fuck I'm saying.

#6 - On 05/06/2012 at 9:45am by llamafish

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